Thursday, February 15, 2007

Ask God If Jesus is God?

When I become a billionaire, I will give a couple of billions to some organization to change the Valentine's day to February, 15th. Why? Heck ... I am a billionaire!

After all my classes, walking back to my place, two guys, asian and white, stopped me in the Main Mall.

"Hi ... we are ( ) ... my name is ( ) ... we were just wondering have u ever received a (crise)," the asian guy started a weird conversation in the worst manner ever. He tabbed on my shoulder from the back, yelling "hey hey." I couldn't quite understand what he was saying, and that's why I left those brackets. "No ?" I said! Honestly, I wasn't in the mood to talk to him, I was totally thinking about something else. But lucky him, I was in the best mood ever; I was 'flying'!! So, I was kinna nice to him. "NO .." he was surprised.

"Not a problem he said ... we will help you now." He said it with utmost concern. I was thinking about wht he is helping me with!! lol .. I said, "Ok!" I am telling you ... I was just high on "niceness"!!

He said, "repeat after me .... (nor jes)." "What?" I said. He firmly asked me to repeat after him,"Lord Jesus."
"WHAT ... r you saying lord Jesus?"
He got all excited that I finally got what he was saying ... "Yes ... Yes. Now, say (lord jesus, I am a sinner)"
I kind of knew what was coming, but again, couldn't just walk off. I was high on niceness!
"I am sorry ... I can't say that ... I am a muslim" I replied expecting the conversation to end there. But, he continued, "so ... you are not a sinner?"
"Sir ... we are all sinner ... but I don't believe jesus is god ... jesus was a prophet, and he didn't die!" I said without letting the smile get off my face.
"But I have good news for you ... Jesus died for you!! You are free, because he sacrificed his soul for you." He expected that to be the knock-out. LOL ...

Everytime he insisted that I should agree with him, I re explained that I am a muslim. I reexplaind tht there is one god that is Allah swt, and Jesus can't be god. Jesus didn't die, he was elevated to the heavens, and he will be back toward the end of this life, right before the day after.

The white dude started talking to me and debating ... they were telling me to go ask my god if jesus is god!! lol ... I said, "I don't need to. He already told us in the quran."
He said,"you should be able to talk to your god at anytime."
I replied, "Why would I ask him if he already told me ... and I can talk my god at anytime!"

The asian guy looked me with a depressed face and a you-are-going-to-hell attitude and said,"ok .. now, I am gonna let you go." "Thank you .." and I went back to thinking : )

With all respect to any Christean who is reading this. I thought that was rather funny, to stop a guy in the street and try to force him out of his faith!!

I marched on to the West Mall. The juggling club table caught my attention, and I went talked to them and juggled. I have not juggled in so long, but I didn't drop the balls : )

For lunch I bought one of those cooked chickens from Central Market. Also, I bought the best apple juice I have ever had in my life! Pure Fuji, I warmed it up with cinnamon sticks, and it is just awesome!

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