Smurfic Discovery

In a revolutionery smurfic study, Dr. Smurfen Smurfy found the relationship between people and smurfs, that small blue creature.

In a smurfive interview with Dr. Smurfy, he was asked about the smurfiant idea of this study. "I was playing with my kid, and watching TV when it hit me." Dr. Smurfy said. "Dr. Smurfy, what hit you?" Mr. Smurfatti, the STRANGER's reporter, asked. "It was a tennis ball ... no, no .. it was a golf ball. I think my youngest kid Smurfen, Jr. got it from my closet. Then, I could see it clearly."

Dr. Smurfy spent the last decade in his lab conducting experiments. During this period, he was divorced, lost his house, his kid went to jail, and his brother was inducted as the King of Smurfland. However, his devotion to the study kept him in his lab steadily seeking the truth.

The Nobel Prize nominated Professor explained, "Each one of us has the basic set of smurfs characters in his brain. The facial expression is an equation in term of those smurfs. For example, the facial expression a kid would kid when his parents are yelling at him for stealing the candy from the store would equal to (1/3*baby smurf+3*Smurfette 3/2*Clumsy Smurf)."



When asked whether its time for him to take a rest, the prof. replied, "Not yet, I still have a lot of work to do." After a moment of silnece, the prof said in a very smurfad voice, "I still have not figured it all. There is a Smur(finn) facial expression that I can't find yet ... it is that face of homesick heartbroken ppl, it is almost smurfissible to get it ... but I am working on it."

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