Cursed Coffee?!

In a scary mysterious world, where fire alarms went off regularly for no obvious reasons, UT life was disturbed, and students couldn't go back to their classes. It was a complete chaos. One day, The Pilot found it all; he solved the mystery and restored peace to the troubled restless mind of UT keepers.

It started all with a spilled coffee. It didn't take long after he spelled his coffee for the fire alarms to go off in the RLM. He was suspicious. One day later, he went to the RLM for a cup of coffee, because his restless heart and distracted mind didn't let him go to sleep early. It was cold and windy outside, but nothing noticeable. Few minutes later, he went out to find the crowds standing over the bridge looking toward the CPE. He looked at his coffee, and said,"Oh, CRAP, it did it again." He asked about what is going on, they told him that the CPE fire alarms went off. He looked at his coffee again, a light bulb turned on over his head, and he giggled "mawahahahahahaha."

The Pilot now is in an ongoing negotiation with UT keepers over stopping to buy coffee from Seattle's Best in the RLM. However, one of his terms will be to keep his rights to buy coffee from there at least three times a semester. That way, The Pilot will always go early to his 8 am class, to use that right when he doesn't feel like doing the test, going to class, turning in the HW.

MAWAHAHAHAHAA