Monday, January 08, 2007

Meeting the FBI agents ...

Long time ago, in a far, far away place, and in forgotten ages, The Pilot met an FBI agent.

The Pilot was jamming to his anasheed while driving back from the gym. He smelled, but he didn't care, because the windows were rolled down. The moon was on leave that night, and west campus was left in pitch-black darkness. Then, his phone rang. He stumbled. He turned down the anasheed. "who is calling me now?" he thought. The Pilot couldn't hear very well. "Ahmad .. who? my dad is Ahmad." He wondered trying to understand the person on the phone. "I'm an FBI agent," came back through the phone as a shock, hit The Pilot on the head. It almost knocked him out. For a second, he lost control. His car swerved, and almost hit the curve. Quickly, he woke up, and professionally regained control of the car. "Ok, sir. Starbucks at 8 am. I will be there." The Pilot replied, and turned off his phone.

Confused, worried, and possibly setting in wet pants, The Pilot had to talk to someone. He thought it was rather suspicious that the FBI called after midnight, and asked to talk to him in Starbucks. He moved his hands skillfully around the car-steering and the car made an aggressive 360 turn. He floored the gas heading toward Mofat's house. "Thank god, his lights are on. He must be awake." The Pilot Assured himself, forgetting that Mofat is a college student. Lights-on in a college student place, doesn't mean jack! He knocked Mofat's door really hard. He called Mofat. He yelled at Mofat to come out, no Answer! "But his car is here, he must be here." The Pilot continued knocking the door, ignoring that the door was about to break. Finally, Mofat woke up!

On the other side of west campus, at The Pilot's place, three men in black suits knocked the door. They wanted to talk to The Pilot at the moment, and for serious matters. But they couldn't find him. His car disappeared, his phone is closed, and he is not at his place.

"What up?" Mofat Wondered with an eye closed and the other half opened. In a shaking voice, and shivering hands, The Pilot sought consolation from Mofat. Mofat delivered. He assured The Pilot that this is totally fine, and has happened before. He, also, found the fact that we were meeting in Starbucks a good reason to not worry. "It should be pretty casual, don't worry." Mofat said. The Pilot spent most of the night at Mofat's, then went back to his place for some sleep.

The Pilot was at Starbucks 8 a.m sharp. Even though he doesn't like Starbucks, he thought if he has a coffee it would help him look chillax! Fifteen minutes after 8, The Pilot saw Ashraf in the horizon. "Oh, no ... don't come over..." The Pilot thought. But sure enough, Ashraf came over and sat at The Pilot's table. "What brings you up this early? You ok? look a bit worry!" Ashraf asked The Pilot. The Pilot came up with some lame excuses. Ashraf had the smart-ass kinna smile on his face. He iterated his concern about The Pilot worries.

Few minutes of silence passed. Ashraf looked at The Pilot and asked, "Are you still waiting for the FBI agent?" The Pilot blacked out. Ashraf question ran on slow replay in The Pilot's mind, while he is looking into his options:

- Get angry, throw the table at him, and beat him up? naah, not a good idea, it's really hard to beat up Ashraf (a.k.a Jungle Boy)
- Get Angry, yell at him? Nah, I aint good at that.
- Stand up and walk off? That wont work. Then I would let the steam off on something else. I can't get another speeding ticket now, nor make another hole in the wall.

Ashraf's giggle woke up The Pilot. While Ashraf explaining the whole story, who is involved, and what happened, The Pilot had a last thought, inspired by his coffee,"I can throw my coffee at him." He quickly refuted that idea, "I got punked today, but I aint turning homo. I aint throwing a drink at him."

The Pilot lost the battle with dignity. He hardly kept a smile, and firmly hidden a desire to break the sound barrier on I-35 with Old Girl!

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Later, Ashraf became more than a brother to The Pilot. *** BREAKING NEWS*** However, the institution of marriage is stealing Ashraf from the bachelors world!! Wish him the best ...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

mabrook for your friend bas ya3ni that is a really mean joke! im glad you opted not to throw your drink at him bc yes that wouldve have been quite gay. lol and stop writing in 3rd person!!! im starting to think that ammar and "The Pilot" are two different people hahaa

Anonymous said...

are you talking in 3rd person?

random said...

WTF

no way sheet I dont know whether I happy or not wow I guess I am happy

Yeah man, monkeys are strong as hell. You see how far they throw their body from tree to tree!

Corporate Nomad said...

@ Afnan:
Even Ashraf himself realised that it was real mean joke, and that's why he understand it took me quite a long time to trust him again!
The Pilot is confused, who is u talking about!!

@ anonymous:
Apparently you don't know The Pilot. He is language-impaired. If that post is what you call 3rd person, then, it is!

@ Mofat:
wow, u had to think about being happy!! lol
Mabrook was not enuff for me, I rode to where ever he was to give him the appropriate congratulation! :))